SPHS Faculty & Curriculum


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Required Curriculum:

4 units of English
4 units of Math
3 units of Social Studies
3 units of Science
1 unit of Physical Education
1 unit of College/Vocational Prep
1 unit of Health
1 unit of Fine Arts

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Administrative Staff

Principal: Mr. Jack Woods
Vice Principal: Mrs. Delilah Reed
Desk Secretary: Mr. Justin Baird
Nurse: Ms. Anna Castillo
Counselor: Ms. Kylie Farrar (MIA)
Custodians: Mr. Franklin, Mr. Garcia
Lunchies: Mrs. Garcia, Mr. Coffey, Mrs. White

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Sports

Archery: Coach/Ms. Messner
Basketball: Coach/Mr. Martinez
Baseball: Coach/Mr. Martinez
Competitive Cheerleading: Coach/Ms. Messner
Cross Country Track and Field: Coach/Mr. Shugart
Football: Coach/Mr. Shugart
Marching Band & Color Guard: Mr. Chung
Soccer: Coach/Mrs. Underwood
Swimming: Coach/Mrs. Underwood

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Clubs & Additional Activities

Art Club: Ms. Law
Chess Club: Ms. Nakahara
Debate Team: Mr. Findley
Drama Club: Mr. DeArmond
Fashion Society: Ms. Swan
Glee: Ms. Chambers
Honor Society: Mr. Kraus
Mathletes League: Mr. Huang
Newspaper: Mrs. Cossio
Student Council: Mr. Lindenau
Yearbook Committee: Mrs. Maciel

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Mr. Grey Anderson

English

Secretly a werewolf. Everyone’s #1 choice for hottest guy teacher in school.

Homeroom (12th): Lexi, Knucker, Robbie
1st Period: Literary Analysis and Composition II
2nd Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
3rd Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
4th Period: American Literature – Julian, Angela, Michael, Leo
5th Period: American Literature – Niall
6th Period: Creative Writing

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Mrs. Maria Cossio

Spanish

Always caught gossiping with the Drama teacher and watching her Soaps during class.

Homeroom (11th):
1st Period: Spanish IV – Chase
2nd Period: Spanish III
3rd Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
4th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
5th Period: Spanish II
6th Period: Spanish I

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Ms. Anna McNaughton

English

Got knocked up by her boyfriend and is now preggo-crazy.

Homeroom (12th): Margrit, Owen, Chase
1st Period: British and World Literature – Bianca, Margrit, Lexi
2nd Period:
3rd Period:
4th Period: British and World Literature – Knucker, Owen
5th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
6th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I

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Mrs. Webber

English

Married to Mr. Webber. Always gives people candy if they get good grades in her class.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
2nd Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I – Silvia
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Ms. Catherine Audoire

English

Quiet and shy little lady that can’t keep control of her classes.

Homeroom (9th):
1st Period: Renaissance Literature
2nd Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
3rd Period: Gothic Literature – Michael
4th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
5th Period: Gothic Literature – Angela
6th Period: British and World Literature – Chase

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Ms. Barbara Kilburn

German

Bitter old maid that likes to ruin other people’s fun.

Homeroom (12th):
1st Period:
2nd Period: Public Speaking – Margrit, Niall
3rd Period:
4th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Ms. Nakahara

Japanese

Hates anime nerds with an unholy passion and is known for failing them if they bring it up in her class.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period:
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Ms. Jennifer Cassidy

Latin

Always spotted at bars and clubs and will pretend she didn’t see you there if you leave ASAP.

Homeroom (10th):
1st Period: Latin III – Angela
2nd Period: Latin IV
3rd Period: Latin II
4th Period: Latin I
5th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I
6th Period: Literary Analysis and Composition I

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Mrs. Mai Leong

Chinese

A published author.

Homeroom (9th):
1st Period: Chinese I
2nd Period: Chinese II
3rd Period: Chinese III
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period: Chinese IV

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Mrs. Trammel

French

Chain smoker always dodging out to have a ciggy.

Homeroom: Julian, Angela, Michael, Leo
1st Period: French I
2nd Period:
3rd Period: French III – Julian, Leo
4th Period: French IV – Margrit
5th Period:
6th Period:

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English Courses

  • Literary Analysis and Composition I
  • Literary Analysis and Composition II
  • American Literature
  • British and World Literature

Language Courses

  • French
  • Latin
  • Spanish
  • Japanese
  • Chinese
  • German

Elective Courses

  • Journalism
  • Public Speaking
  • Creative Writing
  • Gothic Literature
  • Renaissance Literature

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Courses

  • Pre-Algebra
  • Algebra
  • Geometry
  • Calculus
  • Trigonometry
  • Statistics

Electives

  • Personal Finance
  • Quantitative Literacy

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Mr. Christopher Cragg Substitute

Math

Was an asshole and a witch. A sub has taken over his classes. The sub doesn’t give a fuck.

Homeroom (9th):
1st Period: Geometry – Julian, Leo, Niall
2nd Period: Geometry – Bianca
3rd Period: Pre-Algebra
4th Period: Pre-Algebra
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Mr. Ripley

Math

Currently having a mid-life crisis.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period: Algebra
3rd Period: Algebra – Silvia
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Mr. Huang

Math / Mathletes League

Very handsome and poised older gentleman.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Trigonometry – Michael
2nd Period: Quantitative Literacy – Knucker
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period: Calculus – Angela, Margrit, Lexi, Owen

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Mrs. Solley

Math

In the middle of a nasty divorce.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period:
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period: Algebra
6th Period: Algebra

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Ms. Prewett

Math

Single mom.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Algebra
2nd Period: Algebra
3rd Period: AP Calculus – Knucker, Robbie
4th Period: Calculus – Chase
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Mrs. Thompson

Math

There is currently a betting pool for which month this ancient lady dies.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period:
3rd Period: Algebra
4th Period: Algebra
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Ms. Bristow

Science

Engaged and won’t stop talking about it.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Forensic Science – Knucker
2nd Period: Chemistry – Chase
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period: Physical Science
6th Period: Earth Science – Silvia

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Ms. Mandeville

Sciences

Really creepy middle-aged cougar.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Physical Science
2nd Period: Physical Science
3rd Period:
4th Period: Biology – Bianca, Niall
5th Period: Astronomy – Leo
6th Period: Biology – Julian

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Mr. Kraus

Sciences / Honors Society

Stuffy old pretentious douchebag.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Chemistry – Owen
2nd Period:
3rd Period: AP Chemistry II – Margrit, Angela
4th Period: Chemistry – Lexi, Robbie
5th Period:
6th Period: AP Chemistry – Michael, Leo, Knucker

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Mr. McAdams

Science

An ex-con turned teacher.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period:
3rd Period: Physical Science
4th Period: Physical Science
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Mrs. Lowrey

Science

Jokes with students that she is an “alchemist witch” and might actually be one.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Physical Science
2nd Period: Physical Science
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Mr. Rinehart

Science

Cheap as hell, in to steampunk, and always wearing weird thrift store outfits.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period:
3rd Period: Physical Science
4th Period: Physical Science
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Courses

  • Physical Science
  • Earth Science
  • Biology
  • Chemistry
  • Physics

Electives

  • Principles of Technology
  • Forensic Science
  • Environmental Science
  • Astronomy

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Courses

  • Modern World Studies
  • American History
  • World History
  • Global Economics
  • U.S. Government & Politics

Electives

  • Civics
  • Sociology
  • Psychology
  • Anthropology
  • Archaeology

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Mrs. Bursk

Social Studies

Currently going through menopause and always having crazy moodswings.

Homeroom: Silvia
1st Period: American History – Silvia
2nd Period: World History – Julian, Angela
3rd Period: World History – Bianca, Niall
4th Period: Modern World Studies
5th Period: Modern World Studies
6th Period: Global Economics – Robbie

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Mr. Lindenau

Social Studies

Young retired veteran with a hook for a hand.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period: Modern World Studies
3rd Period: Modern World Studies
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Mr. Findley

Social Studies / Debate Team

Having an illicit affair with Mrs. Bursk and Mrs. Smithers.

Homeroom: Bianca, Niall
1st Period: Modern World Studies
2nd Period: World History – Leo
3rd Period: Modern World Studies
4th Period:
5th Period: U.S. Government and Politics – Margrit, Lexi, Knucker, Chase
6th Period:

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Ms. Uhrich

Social Studies

Creeps everyone out and no one can figure out why.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period: Modern World Studies
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period: Modern World Studies

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Mr. Holbrook

Social Studies

Smokes all the weed he confiscates from students.

Homeroom:
1st Period: Modern World Studies
2nd Period: Government & Politics – Michael, Owen
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period: Sociology – Julian, Bianca
6th Period: Modern World Studies

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Ms. Zeiger

Social Studies

Hides wine in her desk.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
2nd Period:
3rd Period:
4th Period:
5th Period:
6th Period:

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Ms. Chambers

Choir / Glee Club

Everyone’s favorite hot young teacher.

Homeroom:
1st Period:
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Mrs. Kaminski

Orchestra

A regal and impressive older woman. Everyone’s grandma.

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6th Period: Orchestra 12th Grade – Bianca

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Mr. Webber

Band

Married to Mrs. Webber. He’s pretty much deaf and no one knows why he is still teaching band.

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Mr. Chung

Band

A transfer from Elder Ridge.

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Ms. Law

Art

Was in an accident last year and is now in a wheelchair.

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Mr. DeArmond

Drama

This dramatic asshole is a gossip whore.

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Mrs. Maciel

Photography

Has an obsession with taking pictures of hamsters in weird places.

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Courses

  • Drama
  • Art I – IV
  • Fine Art
  • Art History
  • Photography
  • Digital Arts
  • Orchestra
  • Band
  • Choir
  • Music Theory
  • Music Appreciation

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Misc Courses

  • Physical Education
  • Home Economics
  • Health
  • Nutrition and Wellness
  • Driver’s Education
  • Life Skills
  • College Prep

Computer Courses

  • Web Design
  • Audio Engineering
  • Computer Fundamentals
  • Computer Sciences
  • Programming I – II
  • C++ Programming

Career Prep Courses

  • JROTC
  • Auto Mechanics
  • Entrepreneurship
  • Marketing
  • Hospitality and Tourism
  • Accounting
  • Culinary Arts
  • Fashion and Interior Design
  • Early Childhood Education
  • Veterinary Science
  • Criminology
  • Cosmetology

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Mrs. Bahri

Computer Sciences

Playful and fun loving. She always has great stories about her life.

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Coach/Mr. Martinez

Physical Education (9th) / Computer Sciences

Struggling with his gambling addiction.

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Mr. Storjohann

JROTC

Scares the ever loving crap out of everyone with his loud and boisterous personality, and a student favorite.

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Coach/Mrs. Underwood

Physical Education (11th) / Nutrition

Jesus is her lord and savior. Praise Jesus.

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Ms. Lee

Cosmetology

Knows a surprising amount of ways to kill students with everyday items.

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Coach/Mr. Shugart

Physical Education (12th) / Auto Mechanics

Grumpy old sod, but everyone loves him.

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Ms. Swan

Fashion and Interior Design / Fashion Society

An uppity pretentious twat with terrible taste.

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Coach/Ms. Messner

Physical Education (10th) / Health

She’s not a lesbian you little fucking shits.

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Mrs. Smithers

Home Economics

Having an illicit affair with Mr. Findley.

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Ms. Torres

Veterinary Science

Has the hugest crush on Ms. Law.

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